Sigh

WTF?

I can't bring myself to say more yet. I just want to throw up...
these predictions for the League Championship Series, which I think will get incredibly low TV ratings:

National League: St. Louis Cardinals vs. Milwaukee Brewers

I won't be watching this series at all. TBS does a terrible job with baseball telecasts. I hate the Cardinals' phony fan base and their arrogant, Tea Party nutjob manager. On the other hand I hate the Brewers' Nyjer Morgan, a major jackass on the field, and I don't like commissioner Bud Selig and let's face it, this is still sort of his team. Brewers in 6.

American League: Detroit Tigers vs. Texas Rangers

I may watch some of this even though I'm not crazy about Fox either. I certainly can't root for George W. Bush's favorite team. I guess my team now by default is the Tigers. Which means they'll lose. Rangers in 6.