Don't Wear Fur...Or I'll Shoot You!

From Towleroad comes proof that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has great timing, announcing a new anti-fur campaign featuring Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas and his tattooed torso (see photo at left). Arenas was just suspended indefinitely by the NBA because of...well, we don't know all the specifics, but: it's been alleged that he and teammate Javaris Crittenton pulled guns on each other in the locker room at Washington's Verizon Center over a gambling debt; there are law enforcement investigations into that as well as Arenas' storing guns in his locker, someting that was reported even before the more recent incident; and he certainly made fun of the whole thing last night in Philadelphia, pretending to shoot his teammates before the game (see photo below). What is PETA thinking, exactly? I know what I'm thinking...

Gilbert's got a gun
Gilbert's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From thinking that guns are fun
What did Javaris do?
What did he put you through?

They say that Gilbert was just joking
They found guns in the locker room
But man, he's in trouble now
'Cuz David Stern has had a cow
He won't be ballin' any time soon...