Suddenly, out of nowhere, I had the most brilliant idea today. Poor Jon Gosselin will need a reason (excuse?) to be on television now. No one's gonna care about him without Kate and the kids. Their current show's probably going to fall apart anyway. It's already going on hiatus while everyone makes the adjustments to their impending divorce, and even if it does return for the final 30-plus scheduled episodes, whatever charms it may have held will surely be gone. With the apparent plan being for one parent at a time living in their house, when the poor kids are asking "Where's Mommy?" or "Where's Daddy?" all the time, it's not gonna be pretty.
Meanwhile, there's another woman out there. She's a single mom, she's got a lot of mouths to feed and she's trying to break into "reality" television herself, but people generally don't like her right now -- especially because of the circumstances by which she became a single mom. She's a woman who really, truly needs a man in her life, and once she has the right man, the public will come around. Her name is Nadya Suleman.
Hopefully coming soon to a TV near you: Jon and Octomom Plus Fourteen (Even Those Six Non-Octuplets)!
If any network turns my vision into "reality" I guarantee monster ratings.
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