I know you've been waiting desperately for the answer to why I'm wearing this t-shirt.
Well, one person has, at least.
It's not because I'm an actual jerk, this tweet notwithstanding.
It's because of this TV show I started watching last year. I like it so much I bought the t-shirt. (To be honest, it was on sale for 50 percent off at the time, which helped spur my decision.)