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Showing posts with label Vampires Suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vampires Suck. Show all posts

Monday, July 2, 2012

Quick Reviews: Seeking, Ted, Abe

I managed to see three movies in four days, and none of them was "Magic Mike." How is this possible? Someone needs to remind me that I'm gay.

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World: All attempts to stop an asteroid from crashing into Earth have failed, says the radio at the start of the movie. The world will end in three weeks. We then get Steve Carell in his typical role as lovelorn shlub. We know this immediately because as soon as the radio DJ finishes the news update and resumes playing music, his wife jumps out of their car and runs away, never to be seen again. While some people start partying and having random sex without concern for pregnancy or disease, Carell's character, Dodge, tries going to work as usual, selling insurance. Then he meets Penny (Keira Knightly), and they end up trying to track down his high school sweetheart, the one true love of his life. Since the focus is on their trip and its impact on them, there isn't much focus on the whole world-ending thing. "The Day After Tomorrow" this ain't. So when they're nearly caught up in riots, it comes off as more of a plot device. And the way it ended didn't seem quite right to me. But some stretches of it were quite affecting. My grade: B-minus.

Ted: From the mind of Seth MacFarlane comes the story of a boy who wishes for his teddy bear to come to life, has his wish magically granted, and still lives with the bear 25 years later, both wasting their lives away drinking, getting high, etc. Basically a mediocre episode of "Family Guy" but with more explicit raunch and language, and

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Quick Review: Vampires Suck

These spoof movies are so hit-and-miss. "Meet the Spartans," "Date Movie," "Epic Movie," "Disaster Movie," "Superhero Movie," etc. are cheaply made, mostly featuring a bunch of no-name actors, and there are usually jokes and sight gags about almost anything, not just the genre they're spoofing. The latest, "Vampires Suck," a lampooning of the "Twilight" movies, also lacks production values and acting prowess (the biggest "stars" are Diedrich Bader as Bella's...I mean, Becca's father, and Dave Foley as the school principal. (Speaking of Dave Foley, the new Kids in the Hall miniseries "Death Comes To Town" premiered on IFC tonight. I'll let you know what I think after I watch it.) The humor, however, isn't quite as unfocused. It takes square aim at all three "Twilight" movies, with only a couple of references to other vampire-related entertainment, and some jokes at the expense of other current pop culture attention-getters. There are moments when I laughed hysterically, and others where the jokes fall flat. Here's a clip of one scene that could've been really funny but is so cheesy (and stereotyping) that it ultimately was annoying:



On the whole, however, the fact that they focused so closely on "Twilight" helped. If you hate all things "Twilight," or are just confused by the popularity of it all, you may get something of a kick out of this. My grade: B-minus.