Really. It's almost over. One more day after this. (I repeat: stop applauding!)
MUST-SEE!
8/31 12:00 AM ET “The Greatest Story
Ever D’ohed” -- The Simpsons join the Flanderseseses on a trip to
Jerusalem. Guest stars Sacha Baron Cohen, but not as Borat or Bruno
or Ali G.
8/31 5:00 AM ET “MoneyBART” -- Lisa
becomes the coach of Bart's Little League team and, using
sabermetrics, the team starts winning. Notable for a very unusual
opening couch gag from the artist known as Banksy.
8/31 7:30 AM ET “The Fight Before
Christmas” -- Formatted more like a Halloween special, with four
different Christmas-related dreams, including one with Martha Stewart
and another with Katy Perry in a live-action segment featuring the
Simpsons characters as Muppet-esque puppets.
8/31 9:00 AM ET “Flaming Moe” --
Not to be confused with "Flaming Moe's," this is one more
super-gay-gay-gay episode. With the help of Waylon Smithers, Moe's
Tavern becomes Mo's, a trendy gay bar. If you've ever wanted to see
Homer and Marge voguing, this is your episode.
8/31 8:00 PM ET “The D’oh-cial
Network” -- Lisa creates SpringFace, a social networking site.
Featuring a couch gag with David Letterman and a brief bit at the end
with Armie Hammer as the Winklevoss twins (just like in "The
Social Network"). They're competing in a rowing event at the
2012 London Olympics...against the Bouvier twins, Patty and Selma.
8/31 9:30 PM ET “At Long Last Leave”
-- The 500th episode, in which the residents of Springfield vote to
evict the Simpsons from the town.
MEH. M-E-H, MEH.
8/31 1:00 AM ET “Chief of Hearts”
8/31 4:00 AM ET “Elementary School
Musical”
8/31 4:30 AM ET “Loan-a Lisa”
8/31 6:30 AM ET “The Fool Monty”
8/31 7:00 AM ET “How Munched Is That
Birdie in the Window?”
8/31 8:00 AM ET “Donnie Fatso”
8/31 8:30 AM ET “Moms I’d Like to
Forget”
8/31 9:30 AM ET “Homer the Father”
8/31 1:00 PM ET “The Real Housewives
of Fat Tony” -- Fat Tony marries Selma, making her Selma
Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Stu-Simpson-D'Amico.
8/31 4:30 PM ET “Replaceable You”
-- I can't, for the life of me, remember anything about this episode.
Even after reading the Wikipedia entry, reading that Jane Lynch
appeared in it, I can't remember it at all. Hey, maybe it's a
brilliant episode. But I'm gonna say...no.
8/31 7:00 PM ET “Holidays of Future
Passed”
8/31 7:30 PM ET “Politically Inept,
with Homer Simpson” -- With the utterly repugnant Ted Nugent.
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