You Asked For It #1: Sex!

Recently I promised to blog about any topic suggested. I thought it was a cute idea, but I've only gotten one request so far. It came from that well-known commentator, Anonymous. Also disappointing is that this person didn't reveal his or her location, as I requested. Oh, well. Here's what Anonymous wants:

"How about blogging about your hot-n-steamy sex life?"

Well, sure. In fact, let's listen in! Here's an audio recording of my hot-n-steamy sex life!



Or perhaps this is more appropriate:



In other words, I don't have a "hot-n-steamy" sex life. In order for that to even have a chance at happening, I'd need a willing partner. Failing that, I'd need to be a slut who picks up an endless string of tricks at bars or bathhouses or adult theaters or "milking stations." As it happens, I have no partner -- and, alas, I am not a slut.

I did say that you might not like what I wrote about your requested topic, but I'm guessing most of you are actually feeling relief right now. You can reward me for this relief with cash, or by suggesting a topic of your own.