Too Long For Twitter: Today's Random Advice

Not "Not Nicki Minaj"...in other words, the real deal

Confidential to "Not Nicki Minaj" on the Broad Street Subway this week: in order to avoid having someone tell you that you look like Nicki Minaj, which angered you so much you spent the next 15 minutes screaming about it and making your fellow commuters' rides a nightmare, please avoid wearing pink hair (wig or dye job, not sure which you had), short-shorts and long fishnet pantyhose. Thank you, and have a nice day.