Christmas Is Canceled

Remember that year when Santa was about to cancel Christmas because the snowstorm at the North Pole was too powerful to allow him to take his sleigh out to deliver presents to all the good little boys and girls, but then Rudolph saved the day thanks to his shiny red nose? Well, here's some horrible news...

Where is OUR Rudolph, dammit? Where is our hero to chill the air so Christmas in July go on as scheduled? Oh, wait, he's already left town...