Friday, September 11, 2009

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Another brilliant Craigslist ad...

IN A WELL, NEED LADDER (phila burbs)

I'm offering a reward for the first person who shows up with at least a 25 foot ladder to the well off of rt. 322 and Sugarsbridge Rd. My friends won't come because they think i'm joking. I'm definitely NOT... I have water but have not eaten in two days.

Reward is negotiable depending on how quickly you get here. And FYI to the kid that threw rocks down the well at me yesterday evening, I'm going to find you and do terrible thing (sic) to you.


I hope he has an umbrella keeping his iPhone or BlackBerry or whatever dry, because we've had lots of rain since last night.

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