Another lying politician

The Times Square fixture known as the "Naked Cowboy" is going to run for mayor of New York City. Since I don't have a direct vote, I can only speak out and hopefully influence a voter or two (million). Do NOT vote for this man. We have enough politicians who don't live up to their promises. Here's one that we already know doesn't tell the truth. How do we know this (besides the obvious "because his mouth is moving" answer)? Simple:

He is NOT naked. He's NEVER naked. Frankly, I doubt he's even a real cowboy. Please, New York City, heed my warning! If you elect this man mayor he will ruin you!